After years of being told to write my Facebook posts somewhere, I finally started a blog about the epically wonderful shit-show that being a working mother is. I mostly write about my misadventures with my two beautiful girls– Emily (names have been changed to save them the later tween humiliation) and The Kraken (a name given to her as an infant due to her destructive powers and high pitched wailing)– however I have included a few of my own. This blog is best read with wine.